Read this! Haha read this on my china friend's blog, tells you what Copenhagen is about in 2 minutes!
如果一百多人在漏水的船上讨价还价谁该往外多舀水，那是明摆着的蠢，事实上没人会这么干，连船上那最自私最无耻的人，也会拿出最大公无私的精神拼命舀水的。
但是事情如果再复杂一点，就会有新鲜的现象了。如果船上的人算计一下，在这条船沉没前，他们有足够的时间安全抵达港口，危险属于下一船乘客时，有很多人就会停下来安静地欣赏海景了。
哪怕这条船在抵达港口前的确会沉没一部分，比如灌满一个叫“马尔代夫”的船舱，其他舱室的人，基本上都会无动于衷。
更复杂的是，如果这艘船超重，需要乘客们把身上的金银细软抛下船的话，扯蛋就来了。穷人们说，富人钱多经得起糟蹋你先扔，至少得再扔40%；富人则说穷鬼 你那堆破烂儿又沉又不值钱你先扔；穷人说我扔也可以但你富人得拿出年收入的0.5%-1%，即3000块补偿给我，还得教会我发财致富的秘诀，富人说你丫 做白日梦吧老子已经一年白给你100块了，多了别想，你救的不是我是你自己。
穷人说老子才刚坐这船没两天，你狗日富人坐好几年了，生生把新船坐成了破船，现在多出点血是天经地义的；富人说以前天杀的知道这船是会坐破的，再说如果不 是我们富人天天捣鼓这船，你这帮农民今天还在刨地球，能懂航海术、看西洋景？今天这船要沉了也是我们发现的，要不你们这帮賤人淹死了都不知道咋回事。
蛋还没扯完，眼见船越来越漏的厉害。于是船客们聚到“日本房间”，穷人们靠着人多强行通过了一份《京都协议书》，要求富人赶紧扔东西，穷人却可以不扔。最 富的富人米利坚说，这是明显的仇富嘛，天下哪有这道理，俺不玩了。穷人说你B一家最重，负担就占了全船的近1/5，你不扔谁扔？米利坚说我的东西是最重， 但也最值钱。俺以全船1/4的值钱物件才占了1/5的重量，凭啥我扔？你们看看那叫拆哪的穷鬼，以不到3%的价值也占了近1/5的负担，为啥不让他多扔？
黑眼睛黑头发黄皮肤的拆哪一听急了：穷兄弟们别听他的，俺们可都是穷苦人家出身，你们要是把我推出来，以后你们中有人小偷小摸耍流氓谁罩着啊？好歹这船是 大家的，你米利坚就是东西最多最重，这船也属你坐的时间最长次数最多，看我干啥？凭啥？你凭啥？这最怕船沉的不是咱穷棒子是富人，他们经不起大规模人员伤 亡。
为了尽快把蛋扯完，船客们最近又在一间叫“丹麦”的房间开了一个会。据最新消息，把蛋扯完的机会已经很渺茫。最重大的成果将是形成一份《哥本哈根共识》，这份有所有船客签名的共识说：“我们都发现并且承认，这船在漏水，而且是会沉的。”
这份共识发表后，船客们纷纷接到恭喜电话，表扬他们表现出了高超的政治智慧，并且坚定地捍卫了国家利益。
Friday, December 25, 2009
Friday, December 04, 2009
Heh back with photos of the hostel! Eh pictures are uploading real slow. D:
First impression was prison, then haunted house.
My room, which is a little messy because we were packing. Mine is the further lower bunk and last table! Next to the balcony door hahah! I love windows and doors! Anyway the door is not safe because it can't lock, I mean it can, but you can open from the outside as well ._. So it's a little pointless by security means.
Heh see the blue basin? Our multi purpose ones. Rie's benefactor haha! And our washing basin where clothes are tossed and stirred around HAHA. Unmentionables remind me of an inside joke ;D Where's our green basin??
See the metal box/tank? It's our water cooler, er actually it only gives warm or hot water. And it tastes funny. Having a water cooler in the toilet is not fun ._. The line of people are brushing their teeth/washing their face/washing their clothes haha. So it's a share toilet, with taps running along a long drain, uh sink I mean. See the black stuff with sticks haha they are shared mops! They have to mop the entire level's floor periodically.
Ahh highlight of the trip! Toilet! haha really shocked at first sight, but got used to it eventually, I guess. See the bin? It's only emptied once a day, so it overflows. And EVERY piece of used paper goes there. Yeeks. Did I mention the doors can't be locked? You have to literally pull it when you do whatever you do in the cubicle. Sometimes people let go and blur people just pull it open. TADA. Haha we learnt how to make sure you don't do that. It's super embarrassing. You can see the doors don't cover the legs so you can see slippers if someone's in there. YAY no more embarrassing moments haha! There was once I went to a public toilet in suzhou/hangzhou and the door was only half closed so I opened and found someone staring at me, she didn't even close it back after I apologised and turned away. Haha many had similar experiences. Grace the winner had it more than once, no? hahah. I forgot to tell you guys haha. There's only one central flush. And it's so so so loud it roars and scared us like hell. Even when you're in the room with the doors closed you still hear the distant roar. LOL so in the middle of the night, you were dreaming abou visiting a zoo, and ROAR sends you screaming awake hahaha!
Disgusting, but tells stories haha. Shan't mention who, but someone was changing in the toilet, and her slippers dropped in HERE. Was clean and everything, but you see there's always some water(clean or not, not sure) flowing. She had to use a hanger to hook it up and nobody dared to touch it haha. Oh there's once I went to the toilet in the middle of the night, with some unknown person in the cubicle in front. She came out, and the most horrible thing happened! D: she flushed!!!!! Oh my. Haha you see everything if you look down. Nah shan't say anything anymore, in case somebody pukes in front of his/her computer. Yuck. Maybe that's going to happen on me. Wonder how I survived, somehow we got immuned to it after a while.
Bathing cubicles, 4 in each toilet, 8 on a floor. I DON'T KNOW WHY there's a chair. But some of the local students put their clothes there. And on the metal bars, hahah you can imagine what happens next lah. Huh. Suddenly everyone became interested with the ceiling. You can see on closer view, there's a pair of abandoned socks, and a towel on the metal bar. Very disgusting indeed.
That's one cubicle. The weird thing in the middle is a card reader, have to pop your card in before water gush out. So, be smart haha. It's a shower-head, can't change temperature. So everyone screams when water hits you haha. It's very very hot, and water smashes on your head. Quoting msGao: 怎么洗澡好像让人一直砸头呀？Oh best thing is that there are no hooks for clothes, have to bring hangers and force them on the door. There's the metal thing for us to put soap, as you can see, but sometimes there's unknown pieces of soap. Haha.
About this water supply, it cuts off after 630pm, they have study time at 630. So whatever left in the water tank remains, and will be so until 4pm the next day. Hahah, so hot water cools, and if people bathe water becomes lesser. Guess realisation came as a shock. With more shrieks ;D There was once, 45 of us came back late, around 8, and we had to bathe. Heh so I was the first batch to go in, fortunately. Water was cold, but there's water. The second batch went in, and happily shampoo-ed themselves, and realised the tank ran out of water. So here's where shrieks come in. And our basins came into use, fetched icy water for them to wash off shampoo. And more shrieks came along. Blah.
Like I said, the toilet gave us much fun XD
Shall post pictures of our Singapore classroom, china friends next time. When I feel like it. Blogger's slow with uploading pictures. But fb's slower. So....bye.
First impression was prison, then haunted house.
My room, which is a little messy because we were packing. Mine is the further lower bunk and last table! Next to the balcony door hahah! I love windows and doors! Anyway the door is not safe because it can't lock, I mean it can, but you can open from the outside as well ._. So it's a little pointless by security means.
Heh see the blue basin? Our multi purpose ones. Rie's benefactor haha! And our washing basin where clothes are tossed and stirred around HAHA. Unmentionables remind me of an inside joke ;D Where's our green basin??
See the metal box/tank? It's our water cooler, er actually it only gives warm or hot water. And it tastes funny. Having a water cooler in the toilet is not fun ._. The line of people are brushing their teeth/washing their face/washing their clothes haha. So it's a share toilet, with taps running along a long drain, uh sink I mean. See the black stuff with sticks haha they are shared mops! They have to mop the entire level's floor periodically.
Ahh highlight of the trip! Toilet! haha really shocked at first sight, but got used to it eventually, I guess. See the bin? It's only emptied once a day, so it overflows. And EVERY piece of used paper goes there. Yeeks. Did I mention the doors can't be locked? You have to literally pull it when you do whatever you do in the cubicle. Sometimes people let go and blur people just pull it open. TADA. Haha we learnt how to make sure you don't do that. It's super embarrassing. You can see the doors don't cover the legs so you can see slippers if someone's in there. YAY no more embarrassing moments haha! There was once I went to a public toilet in suzhou/hangzhou and the door was only half closed so I opened and found someone staring at me, she didn't even close it back after I apologised and turned away. Haha many had similar experiences. Grace the winner had it more than once, no? hahah. I forgot to tell you guys haha. There's only one central flush. And it's so so so loud it roars and scared us like hell. Even when you're in the room with the doors closed you still hear the distant roar. LOL so in the middle of the night, you were dreaming abou visiting a zoo, and ROAR sends you screaming awake hahaha!
Disgusting, but tells stories haha. Shan't mention who, but someone was changing in the toilet, and her slippers dropped in HERE. Was clean and everything, but you see there's always some water(clean or not, not sure) flowing. She had to use a hanger to hook it up and nobody dared to touch it haha. Oh there's once I went to the toilet in the middle of the night, with some unknown person in the cubicle in front. She came out, and the most horrible thing happened! D: she flushed!!!!! Oh my. Haha you see everything if you look down. Nah shan't say anything anymore, in case somebody pukes in front of his/her computer. Yuck. Maybe that's going to happen on me. Wonder how I survived, somehow we got immuned to it after a while.
Bathing cubicles, 4 in each toilet, 8 on a floor. I DON'T KNOW WHY there's a chair. But some of the local students put their clothes there. And on the metal bars, hahah you can imagine what happens next lah. Huh. Suddenly everyone became interested with the ceiling. You can see on closer view, there's a pair of abandoned socks, and a towel on the metal bar. Very disgusting indeed.
That's one cubicle. The weird thing in the middle is a card reader, have to pop your card in before water gush out. So, be smart haha. It's a shower-head, can't change temperature. So everyone screams when water hits you haha. It's very very hot, and water smashes on your head. Quoting msGao: 怎么洗澡好像让人一直砸头呀？Oh best thing is that there are no hooks for clothes, have to bring hangers and force them on the door. There's the metal thing for us to put soap, as you can see, but sometimes there's unknown pieces of soap. Haha.
About this water supply, it cuts off after 630pm, they have study time at 630. So whatever left in the water tank remains, and will be so until 4pm the next day. Hahah, so hot water cools, and if people bathe water becomes lesser. Guess realisation came as a shock. With more shrieks ;D There was once, 45 of us came back late, around 8, and we had to bathe. Heh so I was the first batch to go in, fortunately. Water was cold, but there's water. The second batch went in, and happily shampoo-ed themselves, and realised the tank ran out of water. So here's where shrieks come in. And our basins came into use, fetched icy water for them to wash off shampoo. And more shrieks came along. Blah.
Like I said, the toilet gave us much fun XD
Shall post pictures of our Singapore classroom, china friends next time. When I feel like it. Blogger's slow with uploading pictures. But fb's slower. So....bye.
Wednesday, December 02, 2009
Haha yalah yalah, junqi I am posting now!Haha gzm be patient!
First week of the trip was spent in 东方绿舟, because it was 黄金周, and fudan hostel is closed. So we did team-building, which resulted in a almost- broken arm. And tada! I claim ownership to the poor arm ._.On the...2nd / 3rd day. LEFT arm, not surprised though. Anyway, we ran around the whole place, and climbed on almost everything we are allowed to. We lived in heaven, uh no, but resorts that are really nice. Visited a couple places. Didn't take many photos. And I have to sieve through and choose a few, because... well I don't want to spend forever waiting for them to be uploaded. We went to their international security education centre, smth like that. It's a huge ship, and a submarine beside it. Heh! We climbed, yes climbed into the submarine too (: Maybe pictures of it next time.
Pictures!
It's taking forever...
Gigantic chess set in the resort.
Is this the French house or the Italian house??
My building, Japanese.
2nd week was moving in to fudan! High School Affiliated to Fudan University! :D
Following pictures will show HSAFU, and outer view of the boarding school. They are opposite each other (: Btw our 'Singapore classroom' is in the boarding school international block.
International elementary school block. They gave us 3 rooms. Third floor.
School, big enough to put 路牌。haha the building on the right is 小卖铺！Our favourite place. They have their bandroom there as well. Oh right I forgot to say their band...has less than 20 people. And everyone has their own instruments, besides percussion. And all of them are super pro, but I guess they lack practises together.
Road to Holland! Haha random nice spots in the hostel.
That's the guard post, opposite building is HSAFU.
Nice school. That's a pond.
I better start another post. The photos are a problem. Shall post photos with buddies maybe and the hostel! Oh and our 'Singapore classroom'
First week of the trip was spent in 东方绿舟, because it was 黄金周, and fudan hostel is closed. So we did team-building, which resulted in a almost- broken arm. And tada! I claim ownership to the poor arm ._.On the...2nd / 3rd day. LEFT arm, not surprised though. Anyway, we ran around the whole place, and climbed on almost everything we are allowed to. We lived in heaven, uh no, but resorts that are really nice. Visited a couple places. Didn't take many photos. And I have to sieve through and choose a few, because... well I don't want to spend forever waiting for them to be uploaded. We went to their international security education centre, smth like that. It's a huge ship, and a submarine beside it. Heh! We climbed, yes climbed into the submarine too (: Maybe pictures of it next time.
Pictures!
It's taking forever...
Gigantic chess set in the resort.
Is this the French house or the Italian house??
My building, Japanese.
2nd week was moving in to fudan! High School Affiliated to Fudan University! :D
Following pictures will show HSAFU, and outer view of the boarding school. They are opposite each other (: Btw our 'Singapore classroom' is in the boarding school international block.
International elementary school block. They gave us 3 rooms. Third floor.
School, big enough to put 路牌。haha the building on the right is 小卖铺！Our favourite place. They have their bandroom there as well. Oh right I forgot to say their band...has less than 20 people. And everyone has their own instruments, besides percussion. And all of them are super pro, but I guess they lack practises together.
Road to Holland! Haha random nice spots in the hostel.
That's the guard post, opposite building is HSAFU.
Nice school. That's a pond.
I better start another post. The photos are a problem. Shall post photos with buddies maybe and the hostel! Oh and our 'Singapore classroom'
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